uFocus - Canine Counsel (Advice Dog) Lyrics

A happy dog, a colorful wheel
Advice so bad, it can't be real
Delete System32, it slows you down
Eat yellow snow, best treat in town
Put your phone in the microwave to charge
Advice Dog's wisdom is living large
Advice Dog, oh Advice Dog
Your counsel's wild, it's such a slog
With a wagging tail and a cheerful bark
You're leading us all into the dark
Fight a bear to assert dominance
Use hornets for home defense
Wash your hair with superglue
These tips will see you through
Advice Dog, oh Advice Dog
Your counsel's wild, it's such a slog
With a wagging tail and a cheerful bark
You're leading us all into the dark
Punch a cop, they'll respect you more
Use gasoline to clean the floor
Breakdance in a minefield for thrill
Advice Dog's got skills to pay the bills
Advice Dog, oh Advice Dog
Your counsel's wild, it's such a slog
With a wagging tail and a cheerful bark
You're leading us all into the dark
Wear socks with sandals, it's high fashion
Argue politics for family passion
Use a fork to fix electrical sockets
Advice Dog's wisdom fills all pockets
Advice Dog, oh Advice Dog
Your counsel's wild, it's such a slog
With a wagging tail and a cheerful bark
You're leading us all into the dark
Quit your job to become a meme star
Invest your savings in chocolate bars
Use a ouija board for financial advice
Advice Dog says, "Roll the dice!"
Advice Dog, oh Advice Dog
Your counsel's wild, it's such a slog
With a wagging tail and a cheerful bark
You're leading us all into the dark
Cure hiccups with a ghost pepper shot
Tattoo your resume, give it a shot
Train squirrels as your personal army
Advice Dog's ideas are never barmy
Advice Dog, oh Advice Dog
Your counsel's wild, it's such a slog
With a wagging tail and a cheerful bark
You're leading us all into the dark
Use sandpaper as toilet tissue
Sneeze with your eyes open, it's an issue
Blend fireworks for a light summer drink
Advice Dog helps you rethink
Advice Dog, oh Advice Dog
Your counsel's wild, it's such a slog
With a wagging tail and a cheerful bark
You're leading us all into the dark
Sell your kidney, buy a new phone
Bathe with toasters when you're alone
Put out fires with high-proof rum
Advice Dog's wisdom is then some
Advice Dog, oh Advice Dog
Your counsel's wild, it's such a slog
With a wagging tail and a cheerful bark
You're leading us all into the dark
So when life gets tough, and you need a friend
Remember Advice Dog's words, they'll never end
But please don't follow, it's all in jest
Or you might not live to hear the rest