In a world of scientific wonder
Some folks still choose to blunder
Believing Earth is flat as can be
A disc floating in cosmic sea
From ancient times to modern day
This theory just won't go away
Despite the photos from outer space
Some say it's all a big disgrace
Flat Earth, oh Flat Earth
Where's the curve? Where's the girth?
A meme that makes us laugh and cry
As reason seems to pass us by
They say the edge is guarded by ice
NASA's lies come at a price
Gravity's fake, it's density
That keeps us grounded, can't you see?
Flat Earth, oh Flat Earth
Where's the curve? Where's the girth?
A meme that makes us laugh and cry
As reason seems to pass us by
They say the edge is guarded by ice
NASA's lies come at a price
Gravity's fake, it's density
That keeps us grounded, can't you see?
Flat Earth, oh Flat Earth
Where's the curve? Where's the girth?
A meme that makes us laugh and cry
As reason seems to pass us by
From YouTube videos to Facebook groups
The Flat Earth theory loops and loops
A testament to human doubt
And how some facts get tuned out
But in this meme, we find a truth
About the nature of proof
In age of misinformation
Critical thinking needs salvation
They claim the moon landing was a hoax
Satellites? Just elaborate jokes
The stars are holes in the firmament
Earth's flatness, God's commandment
Flat Earth, oh Flat Earth
Where's the curve? Where's the girth?
A meme that makes us laugh and cry
As reason seems to pass us by
The sun's a spotlight, not a star
Illuminating near, not far
Seasons change 'cause it moves in circles
These theories sure have some sparkles
Circumnavigation? Just going in rings
Around the North Pole, of all things
The South Pole's a wall of ice so thick
It keeps the oceans from doing a trick
Flat Earth, oh Flat Earth
Where's the curve? Where's the girth?
A meme that makes us laugh and cry
As reason seems to pass us by
From memes to serious debate
This theory continues to inflate
A mirror of our divided time
Where personal truth becomes paradigm
So next time you hear a claim so bold
Remember the lessons this meme told
To question, yes, but also learn
And let your mind be free to turn
Flat Earth, oh Flat Earth
Where's the curve? Where's the girth?
A meme that makes us laugh and cry
As reason seems to pass us by
So sail on, Flat Earthers, to the edge
But don't fall off the cosmic ledge
For in your quest to be so bold
You've given meme culture gold