Wonka's smirk, a look so sly
Sarcasm dripping, my oh my
Oh, you just discovered that band?
Tell me more about how underground you are, how grand
You're an expert after one online course?
Please, enlighten us all with your knowledge source
Condescending Wonka, king of snark
Making observations oh so sharp
With a raised eyebrow and a subtle grin
Pointing out the obvious, let the games begin
You're a self-made millionaire at twenty-two?
I'm sure it had nothing to do with your trust fund, how new
You think the earth is flat, is that right?
Your YouTube research must have been quite a sight
Condescending Wonka, king of snark
Making observations oh so sharp
With a raised eyebrow and a subtle grin
Pointing out the obvious, let the games begin
Oh, you're not like other girls, you say?
That's so unique, I've never heard that today
You don't watch TV? How intellectual of you
I'm sure your time is spent on pursuits far more true
Condescending Wonka, king of snark
Making observations oh so sharp
With a raised eyebrow and a subtle grin
Pointing out the obvious, let the games begin
You're a social media influencer, how quaint
I'm sure your followers' lives you'll certainly taint
You've read one philosophy book and know it all?
Socrates himself would stand in awe, enthralled
Condescending Wonka, king of snark
Making observations oh so sharp
With a raised eyebrow and a subtle grin
Pointing out the obvious, let the games begin
You're a self-made millionaire at twenty-two?
I'm sure it had nothing to do with your trust fund, how new
You think the earth is flat, is that right?
Your YouTube research must have been quite a sight
You're a self-made millionaire at twenty-two?
I'm sure it had nothing to do with your trust fund, how new
You think the earth is flat, is that right?
Your YouTube research must have been quite a sight
Oh, you're not like other girls, you say?
That's so unique, I've never heard that today
You don't watch TV? How intellectual of you
I'm sure your time is spent on pursuits far more true
Oh, you're not like other girls, you say?
That's so unique, I've never heard that today
You don't watch TV? How intellectual of you
I'm sure your time is spent on pursuit
Condescending Wonka, king of snark
Making observations oh so sharp
With a raised eyebrow and a subtle grin
Pointing out the obvious, let the games begin
You think this song is about you? How perceptive
I'm sure your self-awareness is quite receptive
You're offended by sarcasm, is that true?
I'm deeply sorry, what ever shall we do?
Condescending Wonka, king of snark
Making observations oh so sharp
With a raised eyebrow and a subtle grin
Pointing out the obvious, let the games begin
So next time you're feeling oh so smart
Remember Wonka's condescending art
For in this world of inflated egos plenty
A little sarcasm keeps us all grounded and trendy