Kermit sips tea with eyes half-closed
Throwing shade but staying composed
You say you're on a diet but I just saw
You eat a whole cake without a flaw
You posted about it for all to see
But that's none of my business sips tea
But that's none of my business oh no
Kermit just watches the hypocrisy grow
With a sip of Lipton and a sideways glance
He calls out nonsense with passive elegance
You claim you're broke can't pay your debt
But there's a new iPhone in your hand I bet
Your priorities seem a little out of whack
But that's none of my business cut me some slack
But that's none of my business oh no
Kermit just watches the hypocrisy grow
With a sip of Lipton and a sideways glance
He calls out nonsense with passive elegance
You preach about kindness on your social media
But gossip and drama is your main criteria
Your online persona's a carefully crafted lie
But that's none of my business let it fly
But that's none of my business oh no
Kermit just watches the hypocrisy grow
With a sip of Lipton and a sideways glance
He calls out nonsense with passive elegance
You say you care about the environment it's true
But plastic straws and fast fashion? That's you
Your green lifestyle's more of a faded brown
But that's none of my business don't let it get you down
But that's none of my business oh no
Kermit just watches the hypocrisy grow
With a sip of Lipton and a sideways glance
He calls out nonsense with passive elegance
You're all about living your best life
But your Instagram's more fiction than life
Filters and poses it's all for show
But that's none of my business let it go
But that's none of my business oh no
Kermit just watches the hypocrisy grow
With a sip of Lipton and a sideways glance
He calls out nonsense with passive elegance
You're all about living your best life
But your Instagram's more fiction than life
Filters and poses it's all for show
But that's none of my business let it go
But that's none of my business oh no
Kermit just watches the hypocrisy grow
With a sip of Lipton and a sideways glance
He calls out nonsense with passive elegance
This song's about others you might say
But look in the mirror hypocrisy's okay
We're all a little fake a little untrue
But that's none of my business are you through?
But that's none of my business oh no
Kermit just watches the hypocrisy grow
With a sip of Lipton and a sideways glance
He calls out nonsense with passive elegance
So next time you're tempted to point out flaws
Remember Kermit and his meme-worthy cause
In a world of judgment and snarky remarks
Sometimes it's best to stay in the dark