Unhinged Records - 30,000 Feet (Freddie Brown) Lyrics

So I took a flight recently on one of these new fangled airplanes
I'll tell you a little story about my experience
Up in the air on this flying machine, in a cabin crowded with a view so serene
But amidst the clouds there's a tale to unfold of a deed so bold and a story so cold

I took a dump at 30,000 feet in an airplane toilet, now the air's not sweet
Oh what a stink and a sight to behold, the man who dared with a story so bold
With each jolt and shake above the land, I felt a rumble, a signal so grand
No fear of height, no fear of smell, I unleashed a monster the whole cabin could tell

I dropped a load at 30,000 feet in an airplane toilet, where the air is not sweet
Oh what a stink and a sight to behold, the man who dared with a story so bold
Some may gag me, some may cry, but in the end it's just my supply
For in that moment amidst the flight, I made my mark with all my might

As we descend and the journey ends, my legend spreads among my friends
For I'm the man who braved the air to drop a bomb without a care
I dropped a load at 30,000 feet in an airplane toilet, where the air is not sweet
Oh what a stink, what a sight, a sight to behold, the man who dared with a story so

Bold
So here's to me up in the air, the man who dared without a care
In the annals of flight, my tale will repeat, the man who dropped a load at 30,000 feet
Y'all can't open the windows, don't be stupid