If you're feeling alone
And you're needing a friend,
There's a place you can go
Missing the touch
Of another person
On the outside
Or the inside
All you need is a car or a van,
Because soon you'll have the embrace
Of an unknown man
Jump in the car and go dogging in a lay-by.
Pull up the car and pull down your trousers
Slippin' on Lycra in a stranger's Nissan Micra.
Let's go dogging in a lay-by
Take a peek or take something else.
The choice is yours when you're dogging in a lay-by
Dogging in a lay-by, baby
Dogging in a lay-by