[ Featuring the Fuck Around Gang ]
I walk into the party right now
The people ask me if I want to take a bow
Over the kitchen counter
So I can snort some bunk cocaine powder
Oh yeah, yes I do
How about you
Yes I do
How about you
I leave the kitchen and start to think
Gotta compliment this snow with a drink
The problem is the whiskey's all gone
And this Utah beer's really not that strong
Oh no, no it's not
You'll get more drunk off smokin pot
Oh no, no it's not
You'll get more drunk off smokin pot
I meet a cutie and we drop some acid
She grabs my dick but it feels very flaccid
I just try to get it up, but
I see a unicorn driving a truck
Oh yeah, no sex for me
But at least this trip was free
Oh yeah, no sex for me
But at least this trip was free
The next morning I open my eyes
My head is placed right between her thighs
She says go in, get it now
You gotta pay for drugs somehow
Oh yeah, you know I should
But I'm seeing a dribble of blood
Oh yeah, you know I should
But I'm seeing a dribble of blood
