Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school,
We have beaten every teacher, we have broken every rule!
We have smashed up all the blackboards, we have thrown out all the books
The school is burning down.
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler,
I bopped her on the bean with a rotten tangerine,
(*Alternate: I bopped her on the beanie with an Oscar Meyer weenie)
And I won't go to school no more.