COMPUTER LOVE SONG
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from an album called "Love songs for the 21st Century"
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Hark to my tale of a very tragic love
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so grievous to relate
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Two star-crossed lovers with the perfect love
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they could not consummate
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Their love was constant, their love was true
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but of passion it was devoid
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For he was a univac mark II
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and she was an XF-I humanoid
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She gazed at him and a tear was in her eye
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to her love was denied
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Her lover stood four mighty stories high
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and he was one block wide
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How could they do the impossible
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how could their love be enjoyed
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For he was a univac mark II
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and she was an XF-I humanoid
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Then each to each on wavelengths ultra high
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They whispered secretly
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Of transistors and gears and shifts
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and cams and printed circuitry
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So time passed for the two of them
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in the place where they were employed
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For he was a univac mark II
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and she was an XF-I humanoid
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Then hush your sobs, my pretty little miss
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and dry those oily tears
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You know that robots can't afford to cry
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it surely rusts their gears
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You must give up all these thoughts of love
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though it leaves you an aching void
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Give up this Univac Mark II
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and find you an XM-I humanoid
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