Makin' Coffee
(collected from Redmond O'Connell)
We've had some downers
We've had some booze
We've had a fourteen-hour snooze
No more excuses
No more abuses
We're makin' coffee
My mouth is cotton
My eyes are red
And I've forgotten what I just said
We'll throw the drugs out
We'll get the mugs out
And make some coffee
Spit out the pills you've taken
Cancel your plans to drop
Frying our brains like bacon
Simply has got to stop
So don't be seedy
We'll both reform
We'll join the mediocre norm
We'll get our rocks off
We'll read the stocks off
And make some coffee