Ure Man - As Seen on TV Lyrics

You know I need it and I can't live without it
All the good it's going to do me
I don't doubt it
Brand new, never seen in the US of A
Get my credit card
No price is too high to pay

As seen on TV
Those pitchmen know what's good for me
As seen on TV
I'm feeling better already
As seen on TV

You see it works quickly and under 20 bucks
All my life I've been waiting for this kind of luck
And if I act now I'll get two for the price of one
Get me the phone I'm going to order me a ton

It slices & dices, does the work of ten for one
With all that time I'll go out and have some fun
I'm going call in the next 5 minutes
This good a deal has time limits