Hey, don't you hate
Holidays in the United States
Hey, don't you think
It seems like you're burying the lede
I run the movie in your head
Can you just act like you're interested
We got the means
To make you a star of stage and screen
Sign on the dotted line
Are you a little shy
One of the good ones left
You might be washed up
But you're heaven sent
I bet
Cause
You're a natural
In a leading role
Quick, on your feet
I think you can tolerate the heat
You're here to stay
We make a new darling every day
I run the movie in your head
Can you just act like you're interested
Cause you're a natural
In a leading role
You're a movie star
Gonna take you far
Big house, nice car
Make up your mind
Are you shy
You might be heaven sent
But you're not dead yet
I bet, cause
You're my protege
And you're on your way
What do you have to say