Do you see that on your radar
A-standing there on the corner
Looks like he's listening in
On his clueless sonar
The one that's shaped like a weiner
He's my information receiver
And everything gets relayed back to me
Then back to the golden retriever
He's a secret canine agent
Looks like he gave me a signal
Oh, when he lifted his paw
That means the beetle has landed
Tell all the rest of the dogs
That someone's wearing a frogstrap
Yeah, somewhere here on the street
That two of us said he could smell it
Hope he don't realize that it's me
He's a secret canine agent
He's a good boy
Well, he's my favorite
He's a secret canine agent