Violent J - Horribly Horrifying Lyrics

These woods are looking scary everybody stay close to me
And we staying on track,
So that I can get back to Detroit like I'm supposed to be,

These woods are looking scary everybody stay close to me
And we staying on track,
So that J can get back to Detroit like he's supposed to be,

So very scary, so dark, so Erie
For everybody near me, I'm weary
F*ck a cemetery 'cause they bury the dead
And very much I be alive, we seeing vines and hides
And all these trees that tower us
Are outta date and strung out
They spread stripes on your cheeks
When we slap your tongue out
This be the bad side of town, that got us looking around
They put it down we see a mushroom buggy 3 to the ground
And oh my god it's getting darker
Call me Peter Parker, cause spiders just biting
I'm hearing noises they frightening,
And I just realized something
Holding on to crow's hoodie
I'm getting' paranoid fast
Burning all this mud grass
Something is watching us, creeping around
I hear his feet to the ground
It's gone be beating us down
And half eaten when found, it sound decent tomorrow

Why you acting like a little bitch right now?

And how!

[Chorus:]
Morbid Horrors, you can't ignore us
Horribly it's horrifying
Horror forest, something's before us
Horribly it's horrifying
Don't' be scared, Don't be scared,
Don't be scared, Don't be scared!
Morbid Horrors, May they be yours
Horribly it's horrifying

What the F*ck, shh, I heard a branch snap, listen
A twig break, a leaf crunch, somebody's pissing

Man get the f*ck outta here with that bullshit, bro

Let's just stick to the road, and be quick to the dro

I took a shit in the woods and wiped my ass
With a purple mushroom
About an hour ago I assume
Maybe that's why I always feel
Like somebody's watching me
And I got no privacy

Save it for your bedroom mirror, scream in fear
You was right, be scared, bitch, the lion is here

Once I heard that, I knew that's all it would take
I started screaming like a cheerleader about to get raped
A big ass lion jumped out, like he was ready to fight
At least it's three against one,
But I'm the only one in sight
My two homies was gone, lost deep in the night
I pulled the blunt out looked at the lion, said,
"you gotta light?"

[Chorus]

Hear the roar of the king of the jungle
It's me, not Tarzan, so go, I'm the lion,
You stepping on my turf
And one of y'all dying tonight that's for sure,
"that's for sure?"
You think it's your lucky day, you think I'm hear to play,
You saw the do not enter sign you had to cross it anyway
Reconsider killing you; don't even make me laugh
You stumbled in my kingdom; the next breath's your last

Mister, mister death and destruction
May I ask you a question you got everything
Why you f*cking with something with nothing
We ain't even from around here we just passing through
You come crashing through; I'm only asking you...

Truth is I'm bored, everybody scared of me,
I smelled y'all over
Here puffing the lovely, and f*ck that blunt, facts,
I'm just gonna ask
Do any y'all motherf*ckers no where the hoes at?

Maybe on the southwest side, I know a few
But straight up I know them hoes ain't trying' to f*ck you

How 'bout I swipe your head off?

How about you relax
I'm only saying these hoes don't f*ck half lions like that
But I know this one player, this pimp right here in town
He's got mad furry bitches
That be swinging they tails round
His name is the Wizard, fact that's were we headed

Don't mind if I do tag along, f*cking get me some neden

[Chorus]

These woods are looking scary everybody stay close to me
And we staying on track,
So that I can get back to Detroit like I'm supposed to be

[Repeats]
These woods are looking scary everybody stay close to me
And we staying on track,
So that J can get back to Detroit like he's supposed to be