[ Featuring Frankenstein Drag Queens from the Planet 13 ]
I crash my ship into the sea
Oh my God, where could I be
I swim to shore, what do I see
A bunch of f*cking monkeys
Coming after me
Well I know I won't
Make it home by tomorrow
And I refuse to die on
This planet of horrors
I know that there's no escape
Here on this planet of the apes
Get your paws off me
You damn dirty ape
Here on this planet of the apes
They take my pride and dignity
And not mention, my voice from me
But they don't realize until I say
Get your paws off me you damn dirty ape
