I used to be fine
I used to be lean
My baby said she loved me
When I'd wear Versace jeans
But baby made me salads
When meals rolled around
Squeezed grass juice into a blender
And teriyaki tofu by the pound
But baby was a feast
For these old sad sore eyes
So pretty that It scared me
So lucky I could cry
Man you know how it goes
When bloom's fades off the rose
Them bean sprouts became
What scared me
So I'd sneak out before Jack closed
My baby said boy you are getting wide
You got mashed potatoes
Where you used to have pride
She packed her bags with tears in her eyes
Had to choose between my baby
And my supersize fries
I thought I'd be all right
Living with late night cake
But tonight I'm crying in the kitchen
With a belly full of heartbreak
Too much on my plate
With too little love in my bed
Started reading Dr. Google
And this is what he said
If you're growing to big
Fear you are losing your chick
We got the solution
In a painless needle prick
For our next magic trick
Mail you a vile of Ozempic
No doctor needed
I'll fax in the script
Just your name
And card numbers
You'll be back in the race
You'll lose all that fat
Including sense of taste
Now I'm back with my baby
And slim as a pole
I have no regrets
Bout brown rice and tofu bowls
