[Local Lad:]
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Ever since I was a young boy,
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I've played the silver ball.
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From Soho down to Brighton
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I must have played them all.
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But I ain't seen nothing like him
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In any amusement hall...
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That deaf dumb and blind kid
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Sure plays a mean pin ball !
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He stands like a statue,
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Becomes part of the machine.
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Feeling all the bumpers
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Always playing clean.
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He plays by intuition,
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The digit counters fall.
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That deaf dumb and blind kid
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Sure plays a mean pin ball !
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He's a pin ball wizard
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There has got to be a twist.
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A pin ball wizard,
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S'got such a supple wrist.
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'How do you think he does it? I don't know!
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What makes him so good?'
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He ain't got no distractions
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Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
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Don't see lights a flashin'
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Plays by sense of smell.
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Always has a replay,
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'n' never tilts at all...
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That deaf dumb and blind kid
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Sure plays a mean pin ball.
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I thought I was
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The Bally table king.
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But I just handed
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My pin ball crown to him.
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Even my usual table
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He can beat my best.
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His disciples lead him in
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And he just does the rest.
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He's got crazy flipper fingers
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Never seen him fall...
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That deaf dumb and blind kind
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Sure plays a mean pin ball.!!!!!
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