Im a loser
I brush my teeth and I comb my hair
I'm a loser
But you can't take me anywhere
I'm a loser
Xanax cures my daddy issues
I'm a loser
My brain is full of roids and brews
I'm a loser
I just ran someone over in a new two door
I'm a loser
I'm not doing shit with life
Cuz I'm a loser
I peaked in high school and that's alright
Cuz I'm a loser
Run away from all my problems
Im a loser
Been benched all year on varsity
I'm a loser
I know I'm going division 3
I'm a loser
Authority gives me sympathy
I'm a loser
I cant ask a girl on a date
I'm a loser
If she says no I always debate
I'm not doing shit with life
Cuz I'm a loser
I peaked in high school and that's alright
Cuz I'm a loser
I got a shitty tattoo in the back of a car
I'm a loser
My moms so proud I'm not behind bars
Ima loser
I listen to all the newest hits
I'm a loser
To cover up my tiny dick
I'm a loser
But most of all I'm just a f*cking prick
I'm a loser
I'm not doing shit with life
Cuz I'm a loser
I peaked in high school and that's alright
Cuz I'm a loser