Wicker - Creepy Flesh-Colored Beard Lyrics

Creepy Flesh-Colored Beard
Today I woke up & the sky it was the ground
The ground it was the ceiling & my town was upside-down
So I had to jump up & grab on to the town
So that I won't fall down
Oh rub a dub dub, there is three men in a tub
A spider-monkey thrown in there to attract their love
Cinco de Mayo is comin up
Premier of our new reality tv show, Monkey Tub
Sing me a song Mr Piano Man sing along
It is 5 on a Saturday, you better sing that song
Don't care if you're cold, nor does Billy Joel
On Piano Man Antarctica, our tv show
Oh do ray me fa so la tee do me ma ma
I'm afraid that you'll have to get divorced from pa pa
Oh you just got Von Trapped & caught
Cheating on papa on our new reality show, with the hidden cameras
Down down down down down down down
Down down down down down down down
I am on a reality show where I make other reality shows
They literally turned my world upside-down
With technology that's not yet been found