[ Featuring Jenn Colella ]
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Rob:
I slept with someone
Laura:
I slept with someone
Rob:
Who slept with Lyle Lovett
Laura:
Who handled Kurt Cobain's intervention
Rob:
I slept with someone
Laura:
I slept with someone
Rob:
Who any guy would covet
Laura:
As he's all too glad to mention
Rob:
I'll never make her liner notes
Laura:
I hate the things he cooks
Both:
I slept with someone
Who was perfect on the books.
Rob:
We got along so brilliantly
Then had nothing to say
Laura:
Who needs sex for more than
Twenty minutes in a day?
Both:
Just who is this person that I slept with anyway?
Laura:
Oh God, I'm so confused.
Rob:
Oh God, I feel so used!
Surely there's a better
Laura:
Safer
Both:
Warmer place to be.
I slept with someone...
Yippee.
