I saw you standing there
With a raccoon tail in your hair
You didn't see me, but I couldn't help but stare
I gazed at you, but you looked elsewhere
You were reading Trucker's Weekly
I stood there in the corner meekly
Camo on your shirt uniquely
And I began to feel my weak knees
Will in love
It's a Will in love, today
See Willette and Willard Jr.
Every night we eat at Hooters
If I had listened to that recruiter
I might not have a suitor
Mornings we'll chase raccoons
Go mudding in the afternoons
Spend nights staring at the moon
And we'll climb the Sleeping Bear Dunes
Will in love
It's a Will in love, today
For you I'd go days without rest
For you I'd even pass the swimming test
For you, my love, I must digress
On my honor I'll do my best
Some might call me a maroon
Some might call me a loon
Some might call me a buffoon
But for you I'd chase any raccoon
Will in love
It's a Will in love, today