Happily divorced Video (MV)

Oh, remember the fights 'bout the thermostat
You said it's too cold, I said, "Deal with that!"
Now I set it to my perfect breeze
And you can crank yours up to tropical degrees
I burn my toast and don't hear your sighs
You watch reality shows without my rolled eyes
No silent treatment over where we should eat
You get your sushi, I'll have my meat
No more clashing on the holiday plans
Or sneaking candy from your diet bans
Who knew freedom came with such ease
Divorce papers signed, we're finally at peace
Happily divorced, we're finally free
No more bickering about the TV
You take the cat, I'll keep the car
Turns out separate lives are better by far
We're laughing now, oh can't you see
Happily divorced, and it's fine by me
No more nagging 'bout the toothpaste tube
Or the way I danced to my favorite groove
We're free as birds, no strings attached
And honestly, we're better matched... apart
No more debates about the proper cheese
Or how to load the dishwasher with ease
We're done with the chaos, the love, and the strife
It's so much easier living one life
We used to bicker over socks on the floor
You said, "Pick them up!" I said, "What for?"
Who knew our love would unravel so fast
Turns out the good times just couldn't last
Happily divorced, we're doing just fine
You take your hobbies, and I'll take mine
No more snoring wars or thermostat fights
We sleep like babies in our solo nights
Turns out apart is the place to be
Happily divorced, and we both agree
No more lectures 'bout my old T-shirts
And you can buy all those ugly skirts
It's kinda a win for both of us
Who needs love when you've got a bus pass
Freedom's never been so sweet
No more nagging, no need to compete
You've got your life, and I've got mine
Turns out divorce is a real goldmine
Who knew breaking up would feel elite
Freedom's never been so sweet
So here's to you, my ex and pal
We're better apart, we both know now
No love lost, just bittersweet cheer
We'll toast our divorce with a nice cold beer
So here's to you, my ex and pal
We're better apart, we both know now
No love lost, just bittersweet cheer
We'll toast our divorce with a nice cold beer
Cheers