My lavatory has been my sanctuary
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And it's easy for you to laugh at me
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'Cos I been 30 good years in the bathroom, baby
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Rubadubdub one man in a tub and it's me
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Always me
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CHORUS
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And now the time has come to share the joke
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That the latch on the bathroom door is broke
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And now it's time to let you know
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That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow
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Who's fault is this? I deny that it's mine
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I been stuck in here since 1959
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That's 30 good years in the bathroom baby
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But it's okay, yeah it's okay
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Cos when they come to take me away
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I will be clean, I will be clean
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CHORUS
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Well I been 30 years in a bad mood, baby
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But it's okay, yeah it's okay 'cos that's better
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Than 30 years on the back seat of a car
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Oh beat me with the pumice stone
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Eight to the bar
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CHORUS
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