Last One Standing Video (MV)

One, two, three

I drink my coffee black
I eat my chocolate dark
And I throw up a little bit when I see couples in the park
Saying "I love you babe"
She's hopping on his back
No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't love like that

I'm drinking day old wine
I spend my nights alone
And all these guys are asking
If my friends are single and if so
If I can hook them up
If I'll be their wingman
No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't understand

Why bitter ain't sweet
Why it's better to be
Settle in and settling down
Cashing in and selling out
Why did everybody get so soft now?

Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
I think I'm the last one standing

My shirts are oversized
I'm playing nineties grunge
And I'mma tell a guy I like him but that's only if I'm drunk
I might take shots real fast but I take love real slow
No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know

Why bitter ain't sweet
Why it's better to be
Settle in and settling down
Cashing in and selling out
Why did everybody get so soft now?

Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
I think I'm the last one standing

If I say those three words
Damn sure, I'mma mean it
If I bring a guy home
It's for a damn good reason
When I'm walking down the aisle
No way I'll repeat it

Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why

Why bitter ain't sweet
Why it's better to be
Settle in and settling down
Cashing in and selling out
Why did everybody get so soft now?

Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
I think I'm the last one standing

Everyone is trading hickies
For the Hamptons
Maybe I'm the last one standing