Penis dimension
Penis dimension
Penis dimension is worrying me
I can't hardly sleep at night
'Cause of penis dimension
Do you worry?
Do you worry a lot?
No!
Do you worry?
Do you worry and moan...
That the size of your cock is not monstrous enough?
It's your penis dimension!
Penis dimension!
Howard:
Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah
Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah
[["Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim."
["Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering slit." Ha ha ha! Ooh...
[Right on, right on!
[Mark:] Now, if you're a lady and you've got munchkin tits, you can console yourself with this age-old line from primary school:
[Mark & Howard:] ANYTHING OVER A MOUTHFUL IS WASTED! YES!
[Mark:] And isn't it the truth? And if you're a guy, and one night you're at a party and you're trying to be cool, I mean, you aren't even wearing any underwear, you're being so cool, and somebody hits on you one night, and he looks you up and down and he says, uh...
[Howard:] Eight inches or less?
[Mark:] Well let me tell you, brothers, that's the time when you've got to turn around and look that sonofabitch right between the eyes, and you got to tell him these words:
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Penis dimension
Penis dimension
Penis dimension is worrying me
I can't hardly sleep at night
'Cause of penis dimension
Do you worry?
Do you worry a lot?
No!
Do you worry?
Do you worry and moan...
That the size of your cock is not monstrous enough?
It's your penis dimension!
Penis dimension!
Howard:
Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah
Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah
[["Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim."
["Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering slit." Ha ha ha! Ooh...
[Right on, right on!
[Mark:] Now, if you're a lady and you've got munchkin tits, you can console yourself with this age-old line from primary school:
[Mark & Howard:] ANYTHING OVER A MOUTHFUL IS WASTED! YES!
[Mark:] And isn't it the truth? And if you're a guy, and one night you're at a party and you're trying to be cool, I mean, you aren't even wearing any underwear, you're being so cool, and somebody hits on you one night, and he looks you up and down and he says, uh...
[Howard:] Eight inches or less?
[Mark:] Well let me tell you, brothers, that's the time when you've got to turn around and look that sonofabitch right between the eyes, and you got to tell him these words:
Penis dimension
Penis dimension is worrying me
I can't hardly sleep at night
'Cause of penis dimension
Do you worry?
Do you worry a lot?
No!
Do you worry?
Do you worry and moan...
That the size of your cock is not monstrous enough?
It's your penis dimension!
Penis dimension!
Howard:
Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah
Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah
[["Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim."
["Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering slit." Ha ha ha! Ooh...
[Right on, right on!
[Mark:] Now, if you're a lady and you've got munchkin tits, you can console yourself with this age-old line from primary school:
[Mark & Howard:] ANYTHING OVER A MOUTHFUL IS WASTED! YES!
[Mark:] And isn't it the truth? And if you're a guy, and one night you're at a party and you're trying to be cool, I mean, you aren't even wearing any underwear, you're being so cool, and somebody hits on you one night, and he looks you up and down and he says, uh...
[Howard:] Eight inches or less?
[Mark:] Well let me tell you, brothers, that's the time when you've got to turn around and look that sonofabitch right between the eyes, and you got to tell him these words: