Frank Zappa Lyrics

From the Album 1. Hungry Freaks Daddy 2. Im The Slime 3. Be In My Video 4. Plastic People 5. I Dont Even Care 6. Mom & Dad 7. Cant Afford No Shoes 8. It Cant Happen Here 9. Heavenly Bank Account 10. Who Are The Brain Police? 11. Cocaine Decisions 12. Who Needs The Peace Corps? 13. Brown Shoes Dont Make It 14. Dumb All Over 15. Concentration Moon 16. Promiscuous 17. Trouble Every Day 18. The Central Scrutinizer 19. Youre Probably Wondering Why Im Here 20. Were Turning Again 21. Road Ladies 22. Tinseltown Rebellion 23. Jesus Thinks Youre A Jerk 24. What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? 25. Camarillo Brillo 26. Find Her Finer 27. Dinah-Moe Humm 28. Disco Boy 29. 200 Years Old

From the Album 1. Chungas Revenge

From the Album 1. Pretty Pat 2. Motherly Love 3. Plastic People 4. Anyway The Wind Blows 5. I Aint Got No Heart 6. The Phone Call / My Babe 7. Hitch Hike 8. Im So Happy I Could Cry 9. Go Cry On Somebody Elses Shoulder 10. How Could I Be Such A Fool? 11. We Made Our Reputation Doing It That Way...

From the Album 1. Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp) 2. Stink-Foot 3. The Poodle Lecture 4. Dirty Love 5. How Could I Be Such A Fool? 6. I Aint Got No Heart 7. Im Not Satisfied 8. Black Napkins 9. Advance Romance 10. The Illinois Enema Bandit 11. Wind Up Workin In A Gas Station 12. The Torture Never Stops 13. Kaiser Rolls 14. Find Her Finer 15. Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy 16. Lonely Little Girl 17. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance 18. Whats The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? 19. Keep It Greasy 20. Dinah-Moe Humm 21. Camarillo Brillo 22. Muffin Man 23. Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)

From the Album 1. Library Card 2. Rolands Big Event / Strat Vindaloo 3. Master Ringo 4. TMershi Duween 5. Nap Time 6. 9/8 Objects 7. Naked City 8. Wonderful Tattoo!

From the Album 1. The Blackouts 2. Lost In A Whirlpool 3. Ronnie Sings? 4. Kennys Booger Story 5. Ronnies Booger Story 6. Mount St. Marys Concert Excerpt 7. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance 8. Tiger Roach 9. Run Home Slow Theme 10. Fountain Of Love 11. Run Home Cues, #2 12. Anyway The Wind Blows 13. Run Home Cues, #3 14. Charva 15. The Dick Kunc Story 16. Wedding Dress Song 17. Handsome Cabin Boy 18. Cops & Buns 19. The Big Squeeze 20. Im A Band Leader 21. Alley Cat 22. The Grand Wazoo 23. Wonderful Wino 24. Kung Fu 25. Basement Music #1 26. Inca Roads 27. Lil Clanton Shuffle 28. I Dont Wanna Get Drafted 29. Sharleena

From the Album 1. "This Is Phaze III" 2. "Oh-Umm" 3. They Made Me Eat It 4. "A Very Nice Body" 5. "How The Pigs Music Works" 6. "Dark Water!" 7. "Have You Ever Heard Their Band?" 8. Religious Superstition 9. "Saliva Can Only Take So Much" 10. Buffalo Voice 11. "Someplace Else Right Now" 12. "A Kayak (On Snow)" 13. N-Lite 14. "I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back" 15. "Attack! Attack! Attack!" 16. "A Different Octave" 17. "This Aint CNN" 18. "The Pigs Music" 19. "This Is All Wrong" 20. Hot & Putrid 21. "Flowing Inside-Out" 22. "I Had A Dream About That" 23. Gross Man 24. "A Tunnel Into Muck" 25. Why Not? 26. "Put A Little Motor In Em" 27. "Youre Just Insultin Me Arent You!" 28. "Cold Light Generation" 29. Dio Fa 30. "That Would Be The End Of That"

From the Album 1. Prologue 2. Progress? 3. The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson 4. Holding The Group Back 5. Holiday In Berlin 6. The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage 7. Undaunted The Band Plays On 8. Agency Man 9. Help Im A Rock 10. Pound For A Brown 11. Sleeping In A Jar 12. Lets Make The Water Turn Black 13. Harry Youre A Beast 14. Oh No 15. The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II)

From the Album 1. Intro 2. Be-Bop Tango 3. Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America 1992 4. Welcome To The United States 5. Pound For A Brown

From the Album 1. "Here Comes The Gear Lads" 2. The Living Garbage Truck 3. A Typical Sound Check 4. "This Is Neat" 5. The Motel Lobby 6. Getting Stewed 7. The Motel Room 8. "Dont Take Me Down" 9. The Dressing Room 10. Learning "Penis Dimension" 11. "You There With The Hard On!" 12. Zanti Serenade 13. Divan 14. Sleeping In A Jar 15. "Dont Eat There" 16. Brixton Still Life 17. Super Grease 18. Wonderful Wino 19. Sharleena 20. Cruising For Burgers 21. Diptheria Blues 22. Well 23. Say Please 24. Aaawk 25. Scum Bag 26. A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono 27. Beer Shampoo 28. Champagne Lecture 29. Childish Perversions 30. Playground Psychotics 31. The Mud Shark Interview 32. "Theres No Lust In Jazz" 33. Botulism On The Hoof 34. You Got Your Armies 35. The Spew King 36. Im Doomed 37. Status Back Baby 38. The London Cab Tape 39. Concentration Moon Part One 40. The Sanzini Brothers 41. "Its A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This" 42. Concentration Moon Part Two 43. Mom & Dad 44. Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra 45. Billy The Mountain 46. Hes Watching Us 47. If Youre Not A Professional Actor 48. Hes Right 49. Going For The Money 50. Jeff Quits 51. A Bunch Of Adventures 52. Martin Lickerts Story 53. A Great Guy 54. Bad Acting 55. The Worst Reviews 56. A Version Of Himself 57. I Could Be A Star Now

From the Album 1. Elvis Has Just Left The Building 2. Planet Of The Baritone Women 3. Any Kind Of Pain 4. Dickie's Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation) 5. When The Lies So Big 6. Rhymin Man 7. Promiscuous 8. The Untouchables 9. Why Dont You Like Me? 10. Bacon Fat 11. Stolen Moments 12. Murder By Numbers 13. Jezebel Boy 14. Outside Now 15. Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel 16. What Kind Of Girl? 17. Jesus Thinks Youre A Jerk

From the Album 1. Sexual Harassment In The Workplace 2. Which One Is It? 3. Republicans 4. Do Not Pass Go 5. Chalk Pie 6. In-A-Gadda-Stravinsky 7. Thats Not Really Reggae 8. When No One Was No One 9. Once Again Without The Net 10. Outside Now (Original Solo) 11. Jim & Tammy's Upper Room 12. Were We Ever Really Safe In San Antonio? 13. That Ol G Minor Thing Again 14. Hotel Atlanta Incidentals 15. Thats Not Really A Shuffle 16. Move It Or Park It 17. Sunrise Redeemer 18. Variations On Sinister #3 19. Orrin Hatch On Skis 20. But Who Was Fulcanelli? 21. For Duane 22. GOA 23. Winos Do Not March 24. Swans? What Swans? 25. Too Ugly For Show Business 26. Systems Of Edges 27. Do Not Try This At Home 28. Things That Look Like Meat 29. Watermelon In Easter Hay 30. Canadian Customs 31. Is That All There Is? 32. It Aint Necessarily The Saint James Infirmary

From the Album 1. Massaggio Galore

From the Album 1. I Dont Even Care 2. One Man One Vote 3. Little Beige Sambo 4. Aerobics In Bondage 5. Were Turning Again 6. Alien Orifice 7. Yo Cats 8. Whats New In Baltimore? 9. Porn Wars 10. H.R. 2911

From the Album 1. The Closer You Are 2. In France 3. Ya Hozna 4. Sharleena 5. Truck Driver Divorce 6. Stevies Spanking 7. Baby Take Your Teeth Out 8. Planet Of My Dreams 9. Be In My Video 10. Them Or Us 11. Frogs With Dirty Little Lips 12. Whippin Post

From the Album 1. Prologue 2. The Mammy Nuns 3. Harry & Rhonda 4. Galoot Up-Date 5. The Torchum Never Stops 6. That Evil Prince 7. You Are What You Is 8. Mudd Club 9. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing 10. Clowns On Velvet 11. Harry-As-A-Boy 12. Hes So Gay 13. The Massive Improvelence 14. Artificial Rhonda 15. The Crab-Grass Baby 16. The White Boy Troubles 17. No Not Now 18. Briefcase Boogie 19. Brown Moses 20. Wistful Wit A Fist-Full 21. Drop Dead 22. Won Ton On

From the Album 1. Cocaine Decisions 2. SEX 3. The Radio Is Broken 4. The Dangerous Kitchen 5. The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou 6. Stick Together 7. The Jazz Discharge Party Hats 8. Luigi & The Wise Guys

From the Album 1. No Not Now 2. Valley Girl 3. I Come From Nowhere 4. Drowning Witch 5. Teen-Age Prostitute

From the Album 1. Beat It With Your Fist 2. Return Of The Son Of Shut Up N Play Yer Guitar 3. Pinocchios Furniture 4. Why Johnny Cant Read 5. Stucco Homes 6. Canard Du Jour

From the Album 1. Hog Heaven 2. Shut Up N Play Yer Guitar 3. While You Were Out 4. Treacherous Cretins 5. Heavy Duty Judy 6. Soup N Old Clothes

From the Album 1. Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression 2. Gee I Like Your Pants 3. Canarsie 4. Ship Ahoy 5. The Deathless Horsie 6. Shut Up N Play Yer Guitar Some More 7. Pink Napkins

From the Album 1. Fine Girl 2. Easy Meat 3. For The Young Sophisticate 4. Love Of My Life 5. I Aint Got No Heart 6. Panty Rap 7. Tell Me You Love Me 8. Now You See It - Now You Don't 9. Dance Contest 10. The Blue Light 11. Tinsel Town Rebellion 12. Pick Me Im Clean 13. Bamboozled By Love 14. Brown Shoes Dont Make It 15. Peaches III

From the Album 1. Teen-Age Wind 2. Harder Than Your Husband 3. Doreen 4. Goblin Girl 5. Society Pages 6. Im A Beautiful Guy 7. Beauty Knows No Pain 8. Charlies Enormous Mouth 9. Any Downers? 10. Conehead 11. You Are What You Is 12. Mudd Club 13. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing 14. Dumb All Over 15. Heavenly Bank Account 16. Suicide Chump 17. Jumbo Go Away 18. If Only She Woulda 19. Drafted Again

From the Album 1. The Central Scrutinizer 2. Joes Garage 3. Catholic Girls 4. Crew Slut 5. Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt 6. On The Bus 7. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? 8. Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up 9. Scrutinizer Postlude 10. A Token Of My Extreme 11. Stick It Out 12. Sy Borg 13. Dong Work For Yuda 14. Keep It Greasey 15. Outside Now 16. He Used To Cut The Grass 17. Packard Goose 18. Watermelon In Easter Hay 19. A Little Green Rosetta

From the Album 1. Strictly Genteel 2. Bogus Pomp

From the Album 1. I Have Been In You 2. Flakes 3. Broken Hearts Are For Assholes 4. Im So Cute 5. Jones Crusher 6. What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World 7. Rat Tomago 8. Wait A Minute 9. Bobby Brown Goes Down 10. Rubber Shirt 11. The Sheik Yerbouti Tango 12. Baby Snakes 13. Tryin To Grow A Chin 14. City Of Tiny Lites 15. Dancin Fool 16. Jewish Princess 17. Wild Love 18. Yo Mama

From the Album 1. Flambay 2. Spider Of Destiny 3. Time Is Money 4. Sleep Dirt 5. The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution

From the Album 1. The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary 2. Lemme Take You To The Beach

From the Album 1. Titties & Beer 2. Cruising For Burgers 3. I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth 4. Punkys Whips 5. Honey Dont You Want A Man Like Me? 6. The Illinois Enema Bandit 7. Im The Slime 8. Pound For A Brown 9. Manx Needs Women 10. The Black Page Drum Solo / Black Page #1 11. Big Leg Emma 12. Sofa 13. Black Page #2 14. The Torture Never Stops 15. The Purple Lagoon / Approximate

From the Album 1. Wind Up Workin In A Gas Station 2. Black Napkins 3. The Torture Never Stops 4. Ms. Pinky 5. Find Her Finer 6. Friendly Little Finger 7. Wonderful Wino 8. Disco Boy

From the Album 1. Debra Kadabra 2. Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy 3. Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top 4. Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead 5. 200 Years Old 6. Cucamonga 7. Advance Romance 8. Man With The Woman Head 9. Muffin Man

From the Album 1. Inca Roads 2. Cant Afford No Shoes 3. Po-Jama People 4. Florentine Pogen 5. Evelyn A Modified Dog 6. San Berdino 7. Andy 8. Sofa No. 2

From the Album 1. Dont Eat The Yellow Snow 2. Nanook Rubs It 3. St. Alfonzos Pancake Breakfast 4. Father OBlivion 5. Cosmik Debris 6. Excentrifugal Forz 7. Apostrophe 8. Uncle Remus 9. Stink-Foot

From the Album 1. Penguin In Bondage 2. Pygmy Twylyte 3. Dummy Up 4. Village Of The Sun 5. Echidna's Arf (Of You) 6. Dont You Ever Wash That Thing? 7. Cheepnis 8. Son Of Orange County 9. More Trouble Every Day 10. Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)

From the Album 1. Camarillo Brillo 2. Im The Slime 3. Dirty Love 4. 50/50 5. Zomby Woof 6. Dinah-Moe Humm 7. Montana

From the Album 1. Billy The Mountain 2. Call Any Vegetable 3. Eddie Are You Kidding? 4. Magdalena 5. Dog Breath

From the Album 1. For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers) 2. The Grand Wazoo 3. Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus

From the Album 1. Your Mouth 2. It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal

From the Album 1. Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture 2. Mystery Roach 3. This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) 4. Tuna Fish Promenade 5. This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) 6. The Sealed Tuna Bolero 7. Lonesome Cowboy Burt 8. Would You Like A Snack? 9. Redneck Eats 10. Centerville 11. She Painted Up Her Face 12. Half A Dozen Provocative Squats 13. Shove It Right In 14. Im Stealing The Towels 15. Dental Hygiene Dilemma 16. Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? 17. Daddy Daddy Daddy 18. Penis Dimension 19. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning 20. A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes 21. Magic Fingers 22. Dew On The Newts We Got 23. The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts 24. The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth 25. The Girls Dream 26. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce 27. Strictly Genteel 28. The Finale

From the Album 1. Little House I Used To Live In 2. The Mud Shark 3. What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? 4. Bwana Dik 5. Latex Solar Beef 6. Willie The Pimp Part One 7. Do You Like My New Car? 8. Happy Together 9. Lonesome Electric Turkey 10. Peaches En Regalia 11. Tears Began To Fall

From the Album 1. WPLJ 2. The Little House I Used To Live In 3. Valarie

From the Album 1. Road Ladies 2. The Nancy & Mary Music 3. Tell Me You Love Me 4. Would You Go All The Way? 5. Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink 6. Sharleena

From the Album 1. Didja Get Any Onya? 2. Directly From My Heart To You 3. Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask 4. Toads Of The Short Forest 5. Get A Little 6. My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama 7. Oh No 8. The Orange County Lumber Truck 9. Weasels Ripped My Flesh

From the Album 1. Willie The Pimp 2. The Gumbo Variations

From the Album 1. The Voice Of Cheese 2. Dog Breath In The Year Of The Plague 3. The Legend Of The Golden Arches 4. Louie Louie 5. Sleeping In A Jar 6. Our Bizarre Relationship 7. The Uncle Meat Variations 8. Electric Aunt Jemima 9. Prelude To King Kong 10. God Bless America 11. A Pound For A Brown On The Bus 12. Ian Underwood Whips It Out 13. Mr. Green Genes 14. We Can Shoot You 15. "If Wed All Been Living In California..." 16. The Air 17. Cruising For Burgers 18. Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I 19. Tengo Na Minchia Tanta 20. Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II 21. King Kong (Live On A Flat Bed Diesel In The Middle Of A Race Track At A Miami Pop Festival...)

From the Album 1. Cheap Thrills 2. Love Of My Life 3. How Could I Be Such A Fool? 4. Deseri 5. Im Not Satisfied 6. Jelly Roll Gum Drop 7. Anything 8. Later That Night 9. You Didnt Try To Call Me 10. Fountain Of Love 11. No. No. No. 12. Anyway The Wind Blows 13. Stuff Up The Cracks

From the Album 1. Are You Hung Up? 2. Who Needs The Peace Corps? 3. Concentration Moon 4. Mom & Dad 5. Telephone Conversation 6. Bow Tie Daddy 7. Harry Youre A Beast 8. Whats The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? 9. Absolutely Free 10. Flower Punk 11. Hot Poop 12. Nasal Retentive Calliope Music 13. Lets Make The Water Turn Black 14. The Idiot Bastard Son 15. Lonely Little Girl 16. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance 17. What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise) 18. Mother People 19. The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny

From the Album 1. Plastic People 2. The Duke Of Prunes 3. Amnesia Vivace 4. The Duke Regains His Chops 5. Call Any Vegetable 6. Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin 7. Soft-Sell Conclusion 8. Big Leg Emma 9. Why Dontcha Do Me Right? 10. America Drinks 11. Status Back Baby 12. Uncle Bernies Farm 13. Son Of Suzy Creamcheese 14. Brown Shoes Dont Make It 15. America Drinks & Goes Home

From the Album 1. The Way I See It Barry 2. Oh No 3. Bit Of Nostalgia 4. Its From Kansas 5. Bored Out 90 Over 6. Almost Chinese 7. Switching Girls 8. At The Gas Station 9. I Don't Know If I Can (Go Through This Again) 10. Very Distraughtening 11. White Ugliness 12. Amen 13. Just One More Time 14. A Vicious Circle 15. Drums Are Too Noisy 16. Kangaroos 17. Envelops The Bath Tub 18. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance

From the Album 1. Hungry Freaks Daddy 2. I Aint Got No Heart 3. Who Are The Brain Police? 4. Go Cry On Somebody Elses Shoulder 5. Motherly Love 6. How Could I Be Such A Fool? 7. Wowie Zowie 8. You Didnt Try To Call Me 9. Anyway The Wind Blows 10. Im Not Satisfied 11. Youre Probably Wondering Why Im Here 12. Trouble Every Day 13. Help Im A Rock 14. It Cant Happen Here 15. The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet

Other Songs 200 Motels Finale A Bunch Of Stuff" A Few Moments With Brother A. West A Game of Cards "A Kayak" America Drinks and Goes Home Ancient Armaments Another Cheap Aroma Any Way the Wind Blows Approximate Audience Participation Aybe Sea Babette Baby Love Band Introductions at the Fillmore West Bathtub Man Big Swifty Black Page Black Page ' Bobby Brown Bolero Carol, You Fool Central Scrutinizer Chana in de Bushwop Charles Ives Chocolate Halvah Chucha Church Chat Cock-Suckers Ball Cops and Buns Cradle Rock Dead Girls of London Dear Jeepers Dickies Such An Asshole Diseases of the Band Dog Breath Variations Duke Of Prunes Dwarf Nebula Processional March and Dwarf Nebula Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula Echidnas Arf Father Obliviion Fifty-Fifty Filthy Habits Fire and Chains Florida Airport Tape For Calvin Frank Zappa Geneva Farewell German Lunch G-Spot Tornado Harder That Your Husband Harry and Rhonda Here Lies Love Holiday In Berlin Full-Blown Hordern Intro Hot and Putrid Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel Hows Your Bird? I Dont Know If I Can I Left My Heart in San Francisco Idiot Bastard Son Idiot Bastard Son [Live] Igors Boogie Phase One Igors Boogie Phase Two It Must Be A Camel Jessie Lee Jim and Tammys Upper Room King Kong King Kong Itself Let's Move to Cleveland Like It Or Not Lisa's Life Story Little Dots Part 1 Little Girl Of Mine Little Green Scratchy Sweaters and Courduroy Ponce Little Rubber Girl Little Umbrellas Lonely Person Devices Lonesome Cowboy Nando Louie Louie (At the Royal Albert Hall in London) Louie Louie (At the Royal Albert Hall in London) [Live] Love story Luigi and The Wise Guys Make A Sex Noise Meow Merely a Blues in A Metal Man Has Won His Wings Moggio Mom and Dad Motel Room Motel Room [Live] Nig Biz Nine Types Of Industrial Pollution No, No Cherry No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve Now You Dont Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution Oh In The Sky Oh No Again Overture To A Holiday In Berlin Piano/Drum Duet Project X Regyptian Strut Revised music for guitar and low budget orchestra Revised Music For Guitar And Low-Budget Orchestra Ride My Face to Chicago Right There Ring of Fire Room Service Run Home Cues Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme Ruthie-Ruthie Saint Alfonzos Pancake Breakfast Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously? Sofa No. 1 Son Of Mr. Green Genes Steal Away Strictly Genteel (The Finale) Sweet Leilani Take Me Out to the Ball Game The Birth of Captain Beefheart The Black Page The Booger Man The Clap The Dog Breath Variations The Downtown Talent Scout The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue The Evil Prince The Groupie Routine The Little March The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath The Nancy and Mary Music Theme from "Bonanza" Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich Thing-Fish Intro This Is A Test This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich Tink Walks Amok Titties and Beer Titties N Beer Torture Never Stops Transylvania Boogie Twenty Small Cigars Uncle Meat Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme Volare Waka/Jawaka We Are Not Alone Wet T-Shirt Nite Whatever Happened To All the Fun In the World When Irish Eyes Are Smiling Where Is Johnny Velvet? Worlds Greatest Sinner You Call That Music? Zolar Czakl Zoot Allures