Handsome Lady Records Club - Bad Men Lyrics

Aint gonna sign no record deal
A million dollars on a spinning wheel
All the people knockin' on my door
No wonder why I don't live there no more

Record man
Better make a new plan!

Aint gonna pay no overdraft
Don't cut no checks I'm strictly cash
Use my receipts for rolling dope
Burn it up and call it smoke

Bankman!
Better make a new plan!

Aint gonna buy your gasoline
No diesel choke gonna harsh my scene
Drill your holes all by yourselves
I get my fuel from a wishing well

Oil man!
Better make a new plan!

Aint gonna watch me no more news
I'll watch the rain if I want the blues
24 hrs. to sell a war
Make it 25 to sell some more

News man!
Better make a new plan!

Record Man
Tax Man
Oil Man
News Man
Better make a new plan!

There's a kind of gentlemen in the world
Some call em ladies some call em girls
Men have f*cked it up enough
This world needs a woman's touch

Whoa-Man!... I like your plans!