Aint gonna sign no record deal
A million dollars on a spinning wheel
All the people knockin' on my door
No wonder why I don't live there no more
Record man
Better make a new plan!
Aint gonna pay no overdraft
Don't cut no checks I'm strictly cash
Use my receipts for rolling dope
Burn it up and call it smoke
Bankman!
Better make a new plan!
Aint gonna buy your gasoline
No diesel choke gonna harsh my scene
Drill your holes all by yourselves
I get my fuel from a wishing well
Oil man!
Better make a new plan!
Aint gonna watch me no more news
I'll watch the rain if I want the blues
24 hrs. to sell a war
Make it 25 to sell some more
News man!
Better make a new plan!
Record Man
Tax Man
Oil Man
News Man
Better make a new plan!
There's a kind of gentlemen in the world
Some call em ladies some call em girls
Men have f*cked it up enough
This world needs a woman's touch
Whoa-Man!... I like your plans!