I met your friends at the bar last night
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I think the round of limoncello won 'em over
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I said we're perfect, hell we hardly ever fight
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I told 'em you're a queen, I'm just a lucky joker
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Things are goin' great, yeah, we communicate
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Lovin' you is easier than ever
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I pray you never go, there's something you should know
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I hope you stay forever 'cause
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If you ever leave me, girl, I'll get a face tattoo
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Steal a truck, end up on the six o'clock news
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If you say goodbye, hell, I'll dye my hair
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Crash your birthday party in my underwear
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Hey, I hope you never have to see the day
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But if you ever walk away, well
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Everybody you know, everybody I know's
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Gonna know you fell in love with a psycho
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I met your mom, your dad, I met your older brother
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Even your bestie says we're perfect for each other
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They say they love me, and they think that I'm the best
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They think they know me, but they don't know me as your ex 'cause
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If you ever leave me, girl, I'll get a face tattoo
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Steal a truck, end up on the six o'clock news
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If you say goodbye, hell, I'll dye my hair
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Crash your birthday party in my underwear
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Hey, I hope you never have to see the day
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But if you ever walk away, well
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Everybody you know, everybody I know's
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Gonna know you fell in love with a psycho
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If you ever leave me, if you ever say goodbye
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I'll make the world say, "Why'd you ever f*ck with that guy?
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Why'd you ever f*ck with that guy?"
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If you ever leave me, girl, I'll get a face tattoo
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Steal a truck, end up on the six o'clock news
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If you say goodbye, hell, I'll dye my hair
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Crash your birthday party in my underwear
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Hey, I hope you never have to see the day
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But if you ever walk away, well
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Everybody you know, everybody I know's
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Gonna know you fell in love with a psycho
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