Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
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From the Album
1. Handy
2. Lame Claim To Fame
3. Foil
4. Sports Song
5. Word Crimes
6. My Own Eyes
7. Now Thats What I Call Polka!
8. Mission Statement
9. Inactive
10. First World Problems
11. Tacky
12. Jackson Park Express
Other Songs 12 Pains Of Christmas 1985 Food Medley - 01 - Its Moldy Now 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3 1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Dont You Forget About Meat 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch 1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser 1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin Up 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch 1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna 1985 Food Medley - 01 - Its Moldy Now 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Dont You Forget About Meat 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin Up 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch A Complicated Song Achy Breaky Song Addicted To Spuds Airline Amy Albuquerque Alimony Amish Paradise Angry White Boy Polka Another One Rides The Bus Another Tattoo Asshole Sun Attack of the Radioactive Hamster from a Planet Near Mars Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars Avocado Baby Got Jack Baby Likes Burping Barneys On Fire Because I Got High Bedrock Anthem Belvedere Cruising Bimbo Number 5 Bob Bohemian Polka Bologna Bomb Sadam Born To Be Mild Buckingham Blues Burger King Buy Me A Condo Bye Me A Condo Cable TV Callin In Sick Callin In Sick Today Canadian Idiot Captain Underpants Theme Song Cats In The Kettle Cavity Search Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios Chicken Pot Pie Christmas At Ground Zero Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Close But No Cigar CNR Confessions Part III Confessions Pt. 3 Couch Potato Craigslist Crampton Comes Alive Dare To Be Stupid Dead Car Battery Blues Do I Creep You Out Doctor Dog Eat Dog Dont Download This Song Dont Shoot Mister Postman Dont Wear Those Shoes Dont You Forget About Meat Dr. Demento Radio Promo Dr. Dementos 15th Anniversary Special Eat It eBay Elmos Got A Gun Enter Napster Everything You Know Is Wrong Fast Food Fat Fatter Flatbush Avenue food medley as performed in 1985 - 04 food medley as performed in 1985 - 06 Franks 2000 Franks 2000" TV Free Delivery Fun Zone Gandhi II Gee Im A Nerd Generic Blues Genius In France George Of The Jungle Germs Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Good Enough For Now Good Old Days Gotta Boogie Grandpas A Pornstar Grapefruit Diet Gravy On You Green Eggs And Ham Gump Happy Birthday Hardware Store Harvey The Wonder Hamster He Got The Wrong Foot Amputated Headline News Heres Johnny Hit Me With A Rock Holiday Greetings 1987 Holiday Greetings 1988 Homer And Marge Hooked On Polkas I Cant Watch This I Feel Like Throwin Up I Lost On Jeopardy I Love Rocky Road I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog I Remember Larry I Think Im A Clone Now I wanna new duck I Want A New Duck I Was Only Kidding If I Could Make Love To A Bottle If That Isn't Love Ill Be Mellow When Im Dead Ill Repair For You Ill Sue Ya Im So Sick Of You Internet Sandman Isle Thing Its All About The Pentiums ItÂ’s Moldy Now Its Still Billy Joel To Me Jedi Knight Jerry Springer Jurassic Park Kermit The Frog On Weed Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion King Of Suede Lasagna Laundry Day Leisure Suit Serenade Let Me Be Your Hog Like a Surgeon Livin In The Fridge Living With A Hernia Make My Boobies One More Size Matter Of Crust Melanie Midnight Star Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Money for Nothing Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung Mr. Popeil My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder My Bologna My Fart Will Go On My Name Is.... Darth Vader Nature Trail To Hell Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Nine Coronas Nobody Here But Us Frogs Now You Know Ode To A Superhero One More Minute One Of Those Days Only Gay Eskimo Oops... I Farted Again Oops Im Pregnant Again Pacman Pancreas Party At The Leper Colony Party In The CIA Perform This Way Pet Names For Genetalia Phony Calls Polka Face Polka Party! Polka Patterns Polka Power! Polka Your Eyes Out Polkamon Polkarama! Polkarama!: The Chicken Dance/Let's Get It Started/Take Me Out/Beverly Polkas On 45 Pretty Fly Pretty Fly For A Rabbi RealRadio 104.1 Rice Rice Baby Ricky Ringtone Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII School Cafeteria - Version 1 School Cafeteria - Version 2 She Drives Like Crazy She Gotta Pee She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Since Youve Been Gone Since Youve Been Gone - Live Since Youve Been Gone - Live Skipper Dan Slime Creatures From Outer Space Smells Like Nirvana Smoke A Bowl Snack All Night Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut Spam Spameater Spatula City Spiderman Star Trek Rhapsody Star Wars Cantina Star Wars Copa Cabana Star Wars The Saga Begins StarWars Gangsta Rap Steak Number 3 Stop Draggin My Car Around Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Such A Groovy Guy Syndicated Inc. Taco Grande Take Me Down Take Me To The Liver Take The "L" Out Of Liver Talk Soup That Boy Could Dance The Alternative Polka The Ballad Of Kent Marlow The Beer Song The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota The Brady Bunch The Checks In The Mail The Great Mighty Poo The Hamilton Polka The Hot Rocks Polka The Night Santa Went Crazy The Plumbing Song The Real Slim Santa The Rye And The Kaiser The Saga Begins The Theme from Rocky XIII (The Rye or the Kaiser) The Vagina Song The Weird Al Show Theme The White Stuff Theme From Rocky XIII This Is The Life This Song Is Just 6 Words Long (This Songs Just) Six Words Long Tickle Me Elmo Titanic TMZ Toothless People Traffic Jam Trapped In The Drive-Thru Trash Day Trigger Happy Truck Drivin Song Twister Ugly Girl UHF Velvet Elvis Version 1 Version 2 Virus Alert Waffle King Walking Around In Womens Underwear Wanna B Ur Lovr Wanna Be Your Lover We Got The Beef Weasel Stomping Day Weenie In A Bottle What If God Smoked Cannabis Whatever You Like When I Was Your Age White and Nerdy White & Nerdy Who Let The Cows Out? Whole Lotta Lunch Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Wont Eat Prunes Again Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq Yoda Yoda Chant Yoda-Everybodys Free You Dont Love Me Anymore You Dont Take Your Showers You Make Me Young Dumb and Ugly Young, Dumb & Ugly Your Horoscope For Today You're Pitiful
Other Songs 12 Pains Of Christmas 1985 Food Medley - 01 - Its Moldy Now 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3 1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Dont You Forget About Meat 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch 1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser 1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin Up 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch 1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna 1985 Food Medley - 01 - Its Moldy Now 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Dont You Forget About Meat 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin Up 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch A Complicated Song Achy Breaky Song Addicted To Spuds Airline Amy Albuquerque Alimony Amish Paradise Angry White Boy Polka Another One Rides The Bus Another Tattoo Asshole Sun Attack of the Radioactive Hamster from a Planet Near Mars Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars Avocado Baby Got Jack Baby Likes Burping Barneys On Fire Because I Got High Bedrock Anthem Belvedere Cruising Bimbo Number 5 Bob Bohemian Polka Bologna Bomb Sadam Born To Be Mild Buckingham Blues Burger King Buy Me A Condo Bye Me A Condo Cable TV Callin In Sick Callin In Sick Today Canadian Idiot Captain Underpants Theme Song Cats In The Kettle Cavity Search Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios Chicken Pot Pie Christmas At Ground Zero Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Close But No Cigar CNR Confessions Part III Confessions Pt. 3 Couch Potato Craigslist Crampton Comes Alive Dare To Be Stupid Dead Car Battery Blues Do I Creep You Out Doctor Dog Eat Dog Dont Download This Song Dont Shoot Mister Postman Dont Wear Those Shoes Dont You Forget About Meat Dr. Demento Radio Promo Dr. Dementos 15th Anniversary Special Eat It eBay Elmos Got A Gun Enter Napster Everything You Know Is Wrong Fast Food Fat Fatter Flatbush Avenue food medley as performed in 1985 - 04 food medley as performed in 1985 - 06 Franks 2000 Franks 2000" TV Free Delivery Fun Zone Gandhi II Gee Im A Nerd Generic Blues Genius In France George Of The Jungle Germs Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Good Enough For Now Good Old Days Gotta Boogie Grandpas A Pornstar Grapefruit Diet Gravy On You Green Eggs And Ham Gump Happy Birthday Hardware Store Harvey The Wonder Hamster He Got The Wrong Foot Amputated Headline News Heres Johnny Hit Me With A Rock Holiday Greetings 1987 Holiday Greetings 1988 Homer And Marge Hooked On Polkas I Cant Watch This I Feel Like Throwin Up I Lost On Jeopardy I Love Rocky Road I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog I Remember Larry I Think Im A Clone Now I wanna new duck I Want A New Duck I Was Only Kidding If I Could Make Love To A Bottle If That Isn't Love Ill Be Mellow When Im Dead Ill Repair For You Ill Sue Ya Im So Sick Of You Internet Sandman Isle Thing Its All About The Pentiums ItÂ’s Moldy Now Its Still Billy Joel To Me Jedi Knight Jerry Springer Jurassic Park Kermit The Frog On Weed Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion King Of Suede Lasagna Laundry Day Leisure Suit Serenade Let Me Be Your Hog Like a Surgeon Livin In The Fridge Living With A Hernia Make My Boobies One More Size Matter Of Crust Melanie Midnight Star Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Money for Nothing Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung Mr. Popeil My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder My Bologna My Fart Will Go On My Name Is.... Darth Vader Nature Trail To Hell Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Nine Coronas Nobody Here But Us Frogs Now You Know Ode To A Superhero One More Minute One Of Those Days Only Gay Eskimo Oops... I Farted Again Oops Im Pregnant Again Pacman Pancreas Party At The Leper Colony Party In The CIA Perform This Way Pet Names For Genetalia Phony Calls Polka Face Polka Party! Polka Patterns Polka Power! Polka Your Eyes Out Polkamon Polkarama! Polkarama!: The Chicken Dance/Let's Get It Started/Take Me Out/Beverly Polkas On 45 Pretty Fly Pretty Fly For A Rabbi RealRadio 104.1 Rice Rice Baby Ricky Ringtone Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII School Cafeteria - Version 1 School Cafeteria - Version 2 She Drives Like Crazy She Gotta Pee She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Since Youve Been Gone Since Youve Been Gone - Live Since Youve Been Gone - Live Skipper Dan Slime Creatures From Outer Space Smells Like Nirvana Smoke A Bowl Snack All Night Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut Spam Spameater Spatula City Spiderman Star Trek Rhapsody Star Wars Cantina Star Wars Copa Cabana Star Wars The Saga Begins StarWars Gangsta Rap Steak Number 3 Stop Draggin My Car Around Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Such A Groovy Guy Syndicated Inc. Taco Grande Take Me Down Take Me To The Liver Take The "L" Out Of Liver Talk Soup That Boy Could Dance The Alternative Polka The Ballad Of Kent Marlow The Beer Song The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota The Brady Bunch The Checks In The Mail The Great Mighty Poo The Hamilton Polka The Hot Rocks Polka The Night Santa Went Crazy The Plumbing Song The Real Slim Santa The Rye And The Kaiser The Saga Begins The Theme from Rocky XIII (The Rye or the Kaiser) The Vagina Song The Weird Al Show Theme The White Stuff Theme From Rocky XIII This Is The Life This Song Is Just 6 Words Long (This Songs Just) Six Words Long Tickle Me Elmo Titanic TMZ Toothless People Traffic Jam Trapped In The Drive-Thru Trash Day Trigger Happy Truck Drivin Song Twister Ugly Girl UHF Velvet Elvis Version 1 Version 2 Virus Alert Waffle King Walking Around In Womens Underwear Wanna B Ur Lovr Wanna Be Your Lover We Got The Beef Weasel Stomping Day Weenie In A Bottle What If God Smoked Cannabis Whatever You Like When I Was Your Age White and Nerdy White & Nerdy Who Let The Cows Out? Whole Lotta Lunch Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Wont Eat Prunes Again Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq Yoda Yoda Chant Yoda-Everybodys Free You Dont Love Me Anymore You Dont Take Your Showers You Make Me Young Dumb and Ugly Young, Dumb & Ugly Your Horoscope For Today You're Pitiful
Weird Al Yankovic is an American singer-songwriter, musician-parodist artist, record producer, satirist,
music video director, film producer, actor, and author.
Since his first-aired comedy song in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums
and has performed more than 1,000 live shows.
-Wikipedia
Birth Name: Alfred Matthew Yankovicmusic video director, film producer, actor, and author.
Since his first-aired comedy song in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums
and has performed more than 1,000 live shows.
Born: October 23, 1959 (age 64)
From: Lynwood, California, U.S.
Height: 6' (1.83 m)
Spouse(s): Suzanne Krajewski (m. 2001)
Children: daughter Nina (born in 2003)
Genre(s): Parody, comedy, pop, polka
Instrument(s): Vocals, accordion, keyboards, theremin
Occupation(s): Singer-songwriter, musician, parodist, record producer, satirist, actor, music video director, film producer, author
Active From: 1976-present
Associated Acts: Dr. Demento
Trademark: song parodies of famous songs
Did You Know:
• He was valedictorian of his senior high school class.
• He has a a degree in architecture from California Polytechnic State University
• He became a vegan in 1992
• He got his start on Dr. Demento's radio show (a southern California and syndicated radio personality)
• Prince has refused Yankovic permission to record parodies of his songs.
Awards:
2015
Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album "Mandatory Fun"
Quotes:
I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.
At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.
I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.
In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
I don't remember what we said to each other exactly, but it was all very friendly. I doubt I'll be invited to Coolio's next birthday party, but at least I can stop wearing that bulletproof vest to the mall.