[ Featuring Megan Hilty, Christopher Sieber ]
[HELEN:]
You bitch
[MADELINE:]
What did you call me?
[HELEN:]
You heard me
[MADELINE:]
I see that someone is improving their vocabulary
[HELEN:]
You think this is a joke?
[MADELINE:]
Oh dear, is this where you let me have it?
[HELEN:]
You little traitor
[MADELINE:]
Keep it going, Helen
[HELEN, MADELINE:]
You don't scare me
I never liked you (Oh, please)
I used to fear you (You needed me)
But now I see you (Jealous much?)
You're just a worthless (Oh?)
Pathetic nothing (That's rich)
Who ruins everything you touch
[MADELINE:]
This bit is cute
Though you could use a few more tears
Try being mute
That worked so well for 20 years!
[HELEN:]
You took everything away
[MADELINE:]
Don't waste my time
[MADELINE & HELEN:]
This ends today!
I'll die before I let you disrespect me
I came here to get what's mine (You can never have my life)
Come too close and I will break you (You're weak)
Speak to me like that just one more time; I'd like to see you try
Ernest
Stop! Helen!
[HELEN:]
This is what she deserves. You vicious, loathsome...
[MADELINE:]
Ah!
[HELEN:]
Oh my god
Oh my god, what do we do?
What do we do?
What do we do?
Oh my god, what do we do?
[ERNEST:]
Uh, I don't know...
Check her pulse, is she breathing?
[HELEN:]
No, Ernest, can't you see?
Her neck is snapped, her spine is cracked, her leg is- eugh...
[ERNEST:]
Oh my god
[HELEN:]
What do we do?
[ERNEST:]
Let's run away together
[HELEN:]
Shut up, Ernest!
Don't be stupid!
[ERNEST:]
Let's buy a boat in Hawaii and name it "We're Murderers!"
[HELEN:]
Look, we talked about killing her before, I mean, this is even better than my plan, this looks like a real accident!
Now, after I go, you call the police and tell them you were in here reading when you heard a terrible scream- ah- and you turned, just in time to see Madeline fall down the stairs...
[ERNEST:]
Why are you leaving?
[HELEN:]
I think it may raise a little suspicion if they find your ex-fiancée here with your current wife dead
[ERNEST:]
Right, right, you're right
[HELEN:]
You can do it, Ernest, be strong
Just wait for the police
As soon as they arrive, they'll assume that she fell
Then the coroner will take her, and you come to my hotel
But don't call
'Cause if you call
Then the police might come as well
But if you don't it will be perfect, Ernest
Everything is perfect, Ernest
Everything is perfect
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la la-la-la-la-la
Why aren't you la-la-ing with me, Ernest?
[MADELINE:]
Helen, you pushed me down the stairs
[HELEN:]
It's alive!
[ERNEST:]
How? What- how...
[ENSEMBLE:]
Siempre viva
Siempre viva
Siempre viva
Siempre viva
[HELEN:]
But- Mad! Your neck! It's twisted!
[MADELINE:]
Ernest, I think I need a doctor
[VIOLA:]
I have a secret you would die for
