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Cast of VHS Christmas Carols - Christmas Day Lyrics



Cast of VHS Christmas Carols - Christmas Day Lyrics




Scrooge:
I'm in a bed
Am I dead?
I wasn't sure if I'd wake up
Thought it was the end
Thank you, my friend
Thank you spirits, thank you Jacob

Jake, I'd kiss you if I could
The night is over, knock on wood
It feels so effin' good to be alive

I feel like a baby boy
I've never felt so drunk with joy
I've never felt such joy to still have time

Narrator:
Scrooge laughs the kind of laugh
That can wash away years of sadness
A huge laugh, an impressive laugh
For someone so out of practice

Scrooge:
Hey, boy! On the street!

Turkey Boy:
Mister, what you want with me?

Scrooge:
Please don't run away
Just tell me what's today?

Turkey Boy:
What's today?
Why, it's Christmas Day!
Christmas Day!

Scrooge & Turkey Boy:
For heaven's sake, it's Christmas Day!
Christmas Day!

Scrooge:
I'm not too late!
Hey!
Here's some cash, run to the shop
And buy the best looking turkey they got
The biggest and the fattest
And send it to Bob Cratchit!

Turkey Boy:
I can't carry that, it's fricking huge!

Scrooge:
Good point
Here's more cash, to cab it
Just don't say that it's from Scrooge

Turkey Boy & Scrooge:
Let's make Bob's day
On Christmas Day!

Turkey Boy:
Woohoo!

Scrooge:
(laughs)

Narrator:
So Scrooge is shaving
But he can't stop shaking
He cuts his face in 80 places

But he doesn't mind it
He's too excited
Running outside to see the neighbors' faces
Shouting "Merry Christmas" to everyone
And getting some funny looks from some
And just by chance, he sees the donation men

Scrooge:
My good sir, hope I'm not too late
Sorry I was an ingrate yesterday
But I wanna donate today if I still can

Narrator:
And Scrooge gives such a massive gift
It includes years and years of backpay

Narrator & Donation Man:
A huge gift
Such a generous gift
That it very nearly makes the man faint

Scrooge:
Thank you sir, please visit me

Donation Man:
Huh, will do Scrooge
Certainly

Scrooge: So happy to have met you
But I must run now to my nephew's
For Christmas Day
Christmas Day
There's a party at his place
So I can't delay

Scrooge & Donation Man:
Christmas Day
Christmas Day

Donation Man:
Okay! (laughs)

Narrator:
Scrooge gets to Fred's place and stands outside the door
Suddenly much more nervous than before
When Fred opens the door
Scrooge wants to run away
Not sure what to say

Scrooge:
It's your uncle Scrooge
I've been a fool
And don't wanna live as a stranger to you
Can you forgive
A dumb, old man?

Fred:
Listen man
Of course I can
Christmas Electricity
Brought you here to me today
Christmas Electricity
Is here

Scrooge:
I think you're right!

Ensemble:
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
All night

Narrator:
Scrooge and Fred and everyone
Party into the night
Scrooge never had so much fun
In his entire life

Ensemble:
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity

Narrator:
The next morning Scrooge hurries
To get to work early

Ensemble:
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity

Narrator:
He hides the grin from his face
When Bob comes in late

Scrooge:
So let me get this straight
You skip work, then come in late?
Why don't you just rob me, Bobby?
Or I'll give you a raise

Bob Cratchit, spoken:
Wait, what?

Scrooge, sung:
A raise, Bob
I said a raise

Bob Cratchit:
Sir are you okay?

Scrooge:
Never better

Bob Cratchit:
You're being crazy

Scrooge:
No Bob, you're priceless
Priceless
Merry Christmas

Ensemble:
Priceless

Jacob Marley:
Scrooge was better than his word
He did it all and then some

Ensemble:
Priceless

Belle and Young Scrooge:
Some folks laughed and
Called it absurd
But Scrooge just laughed along with them

Ensemble:
Priceless

Bob and Emily Cratchit:
Scrooge became
A better man

Bob & Emily Cratchit, and Tiny Tim:
And like a second dad
To Tiny Tim

Ghost of Christmas Past & Ghost of Christmas Present & Ghost of Christmas Future:
So in our own past, present and future
We would do well to remember him

Scrooge:
So when you're stuck
Saying "Bah Humbug"
When you're shutting life out
Think of how this Scrooge turned things around

Ensemble:
The meanest man there ever was
Became the merriest man you ever found
The loveliest, the chummiest
Most generous, benevolent
The nicest neighbor, the smile-maker
The friendliest senior, the best demeanor
No one's sweeter than Ebenezer Scrooge!
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Scrooge:
I'm in a bed
Am I dead?
I wasn't sure if I'd wake up
Thought it was the end
Thank you, my friend
Thank you spirits, thank you Jacob

Jake, I'd kiss you if I could
The night is over, knock on wood
It feels so effin' good to be alive

I feel like a baby boy
I've never felt so drunk with joy
I've never felt such joy to still have time

Narrator:
Scrooge laughs the kind of laugh
That can wash away years of sadness
A huge laugh, an impressive laugh
For someone so out of practice

Scrooge:
Hey, boy! On the street!

Turkey Boy:
Mister, what you want with me?

Scrooge:
Please don't run away
Just tell me what's today?

Turkey Boy:
What's today?
Why, it's Christmas Day!
Christmas Day!

Scrooge & Turkey Boy:
For heaven's sake, it's Christmas Day!
Christmas Day!

Scrooge:
I'm not too late!
Hey!
Here's some cash, run to the shop
And buy the best looking turkey they got
The biggest and the fattest
And send it to Bob Cratchit!

Turkey Boy:
I can't carry that, it's fricking huge!

Scrooge:
Good point
Here's more cash, to cab it
Just don't say that it's from Scrooge

Turkey Boy & Scrooge:
Let's make Bob's day
On Christmas Day!

Turkey Boy:
Woohoo!

Scrooge:
(laughs)

Narrator:
So Scrooge is shaving
But he can't stop shaking
He cuts his face in 80 places

But he doesn't mind it
He's too excited
Running outside to see the neighbors' faces
Shouting "Merry Christmas" to everyone
And getting some funny looks from some
And just by chance, he sees the donation men

Scrooge:
My good sir, hope I'm not too late
Sorry I was an ingrate yesterday
But I wanna donate today if I still can

Narrator:
And Scrooge gives such a massive gift
It includes years and years of backpay

Narrator & Donation Man:
A huge gift
Such a generous gift
That it very nearly makes the man faint

Scrooge:
Thank you sir, please visit me

Donation Man:
Huh, will do Scrooge
Certainly

Scrooge: So happy to have met you
But I must run now to my nephew's
For Christmas Day
Christmas Day
There's a party at his place
So I can't delay

Scrooge & Donation Man:
Christmas Day
Christmas Day

Donation Man:
Okay! (laughs)

Narrator:
Scrooge gets to Fred's place and stands outside the door
Suddenly much more nervous than before
When Fred opens the door
Scrooge wants to run away
Not sure what to say

Scrooge:
It's your uncle Scrooge
I've been a fool
And don't wanna live as a stranger to you
Can you forgive
A dumb, old man?

Fred:
Listen man
Of course I can
Christmas Electricity
Brought you here to me today
Christmas Electricity
Is here

Scrooge:
I think you're right!

Ensemble:
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity
All night

Narrator:
Scrooge and Fred and everyone
Party into the night
Scrooge never had so much fun
In his entire life

Ensemble:
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity

Narrator:
The next morning Scrooge hurries
To get to work early

Ensemble:
Christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity

Narrator:
He hides the grin from his face
When Bob comes in late

Scrooge:
So let me get this straight
You skip work, then come in late?
Why don't you just rob me, Bobby?
Or I'll give you a raise

Bob Cratchit, spoken:
Wait, what?

Scrooge, sung:
A raise, Bob
I said a raise

Bob Cratchit:
Sir are you okay?

Scrooge:
Never better

Bob Cratchit:
You're being crazy

Scrooge:
No Bob, you're priceless
Priceless
Merry Christmas

Ensemble:
Priceless

Jacob Marley:
Scrooge was better than his word
He did it all and then some

Ensemble:
Priceless

Belle and Young Scrooge:
Some folks laughed and
Called it absurd
But Scrooge just laughed along with them

Ensemble:
Priceless

Bob and Emily Cratchit:
Scrooge became
A better man

Bob & Emily Cratchit, and Tiny Tim:
And like a second dad
To Tiny Tim

Ghost of Christmas Past & Ghost of Christmas Present & Ghost of Christmas Future:
So in our own past, present and future
We would do well to remember him

Scrooge:
So when you're stuck
Saying "Bah Humbug"
When you're shutting life out
Think of how this Scrooge turned things around

Ensemble:
The meanest man there ever was
Became the merriest man you ever found
The loveliest, the chummiest
Most generous, benevolent
The nicest neighbor, the smile-maker
The friendliest senior, the best demeanor
No one's sweeter than Ebenezer Scrooge!
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