The Narrator:
It's time to drag that box out of the attic
It's time to pull that book down from the shelf
It's time to play that record and while you're at it
Why don't you pour a glass of eggnog for yourself
It's time to find that VCR and plug it back in
And pop in that old VHS so we can begin
'Cause we always come back again and again
When the Christmas tracks are spinning again
And the shopping bags are filling again
So get out that cash you're itching to spend
But before all that, lemme tell you my friends
It's time for VHS-mas
All:
School's out and business is finished
Time for a Christmas tradition
Sit back and listen to this, it's time for VHS-mas
It's time for giving and wishes
For reminiscing 'bout Christmas
It's time for sipping the Swiss Miss
Time for VHS-mas
Men:
Wе're pulling out three tapes from the collеction
Women:
Three classic tales from days of Christmas past
Men:
We're blowing off the dust for some reflection
All:
So stick around because we saved the best for last
We've heard each story tons before, we know how they end
Yet still we find we hit rewind and play them again
'Cause the kids are Christmas listing again
And the choirs are Christmas singing again
And it all comes back and we're thinking again
The Narrator:
It's time of VHS-mas
All:
Three stories all in the same vein
Three stories all public domain
Three stories all on cassette tape
Time for VHS-mas
Three stories happy and tragic
Three stories matches and magic
Three stories pulled from the attic
Time for VHS-mas
Women:
We're not talking about reindeer
Men:
We're not talking about elves
Women:
We're not talking 'bout a manger
Men:
We're talking a look inside ourselves
All:
It's time
Della:
To count your pennies trin' to buy the perfect present
All:
It's time
Match Girl:
To beg for pennies as a poor pre-adolescent
All:
It's time
Scrooge:
To keep your many pennies away from lazy peasants
All:
It's time to take a journey through the past, future and present
It's time
The Narrator:
To find that VCR
All:
It's time
The Narrator:
To plug it in
All:
It's time
The Narrator:
To pop in that VHS
All:
It's time
The Narrator:
So we can begin
All:
It's time
To put your cellphones away now
Let's get this show underway now
It's time, time to hit play now
Time for VHS-mas