Cast of VHS Christmas Carols - The Final Ghost Jamie K. Burns Lyrics

Scrooge:
You must be the final ghost
The Ghost of Christmas Future
You're the one I fear the most
Though I don't mean to be rude, sir

Don't know why I just called you "sir"
Guess I'm just feeling super nervous
But I shouldn't make assumptions
Oh spirit, please say something

The Ghost of Christmas Future:
Ooooohhhhh
Ooooohhhhh

Scrooge:
'Kay, that didn't tell me much
But definitely was spooky
That's fine, you don't have to speak
Just show me the future you see
Hey, I know those guys ahead
Rich and respected businessmen
Wonder what they're talking about
Guess you're taking me there to find out

Business Man 1:
The funeral is at 3
Don't know if I'm gonna go
Anyone wanna go?

Business Man 2:
I don't know

Business Man 3:
Not me
He wasn't really my friend

Business Man 2:
I don't think he had friends

Business Man 1:
Shame, he left behind so much money

Business Man 2:
Hey, I'll go if there's a lunch
What? I'm getting hungry!

Business Man 2 & Business Man 3:
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Business Man 3:
Funny

Scrooge:
Not a tear shed or kind words said
Too bad for the guy who's dead
But spirit, I don't see how this relates to me?

The Ghost of Christmas Future:
Ooooohhhhh
Ooooohhhhh

Scrooge:
I see you've taken me to a seedy part of the city
Can't say I've been here before it was always too poor and gritty
I see three people dressed in rags taking some nice things out of bags
As if taking inventory
Spirit what's the story?

Scavenger 1:
I got his sheets

Scavenger 2:
I got his shirt!

Scavenger 3:
I got his silverware

Scavenger 2:
Nice!

Scavenger 1:
Maybe if he wasn't such a jerk
I might actually care

Scavenger 2 & Scavenger 3:
Right!

Scavenger 2:
No one by his side when he died
Someone could have stopped us but no one tried

Scavenger 3:
Maybe he could've been wiser
To be nicer
And not such a greedy miser

Scrooge:
I've seen enough
They're stealing stuff
From the guy who died, that's pretty rough
But spirit I don't see, how this relates to me?

The Ghost of Christmas Future:
Ooooohhhhh

Scrooge:
Can anyone express

The Ghost of Christmas Future:
Ooooohhhhh

Scrooge:
Any emotion from this death?

Spouse 1:
Honey, you'll never guess
You know how we're massively in debt?

Spouse 2:
Yes

Spouse 1:
Well, the old man just dropped dead!

Spouse 2:
No way

Spouse 1:
Yes way!

Spouse 2:
I feel like I can breathe again
I can't believe our luck
Is it bad that I'm so happy?

Spouse 1:
No, he truly sucked!

Scrooge:
Okay spirit, funny joke
But that's not what I meant
Is there anyone who can express
For any death, some tenderness?

Bob Cratchit:
I'm grateful for this Christmas feast
Just the kind Tiny Tim would enjoy
I only wish he were here to see
Forgive me, how I just miss my boy

Martha Cratchit:
Daddy, don't cry
Tim is with us right now

Peter Cratchit:
He lives in our hearts
And our memory

Martha & Peter Cratchit:
We'll never forget him
No way, no how

Emily Cratchit:
If only Scrooge had raised your salary

Scrooge:
Spirit
Don't show me anymore!
Tell me who was that dead man from before

The Ghost of Christmas Future:
Ooooohhhhh

Scrooge:
Now you're just trying to scare me

The Ghost of Christmas Future:
Ooooohhhhh

Scrooge:
'Cause you led us to a cemetery

The Ghost of Christmas Future:
Ooooohhhhh

Scrooge:
Now you're pointing to a grave

The Ghost of Christmas Future:
Ooooohhhhh

Scrooge:
No, I don't want to see the name

The Ghost of Christmas Future:
Ebenezer Scrooge

Scrooge:
Nooooo!!

The Ghost of Christmas Future:
Ebenezer Scrooge

Scrooge:
Nooooo!!
Say it's not too late
I'm a different man now
Spirit I am changed
I'll live Christmas all year round!

All three spirits
Will live in me
I'll remember
Lessons they teach
Please

Narrator:
Scrooge reaches out to be saved

Scrooge:
Oh please

Narrator:
But is dragged down into the grave